Gravy Boat

If you were sailing a gravy boat and an obese pirates attacked so they could eat the gravy?

would you abandon ship or slice them to ribbons on the poop deck arrrrrrrrrrrrr

nether………..I would sic me parrot on ‘em…
an me parrot would make the scurvy wastrels topple like the whales that they be………
into the sea,
ohhhh meeeee,

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