Cheeky Mugs

Cheeky Mugs
After being maligned and mugged by a certain Yahooligan…?

…I am left with no money and an intense urge to take a cold shower with a Brillo pad, as he claimed to need to buy “Lots of Candy, for Lots of Babies”.

The question I am trying to get at is, where can I get a rabies shot for free? I was actually on my way, when a flighty fellow with an open coat and a cheeky grin attacked me.
I am past due and don’t want to be deported.

Thank-You.

Orange juice and lots of it. There is some sort of chemical reaction between citric acid and lithurgic acid dithalmide which neutralises the mind bending properties, allowing you to descend from the scary jet stream back into the Soma induced fug of the comfort zone. Hope this helps. LOOK OUT!

An Interview with Jamie Oliver at home by New Zealand TV


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